Saturday, August 28, 2010

Chris French intro

My name is Christian J French. I used to be a spy until: *ring ring* "you've been burnt, your blacklisted." *whistle* When you're burnt you have nothing. No cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to drop you in. "where am I?" "Naples."You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who is still talking to you. A trigger happy ex girlfriend. "should we shoot them?" An old friend who used to inform on you to the FBI. "You know spies, a bunch of bitchy little girls." Family too, "hey is that your mom again?" if you're desperate. "Someone needs your help Christian." Bottom line, as long you're burned, you're not going anywhere.

I was born and raised in Florida and am tired of the blazing hot sun and humid air. My girlfriend and I follow the show "Burn Notice" if that wasn't obvious. I have 5 siblings that I see sometimes when they go to my mothers house. I enjoy playing computer games with my friends but never alone. I hate being alone. I'm painting my car soon because it was an ugly green before. I work at Goodwill as a sales associate. Since I was four, we have moved every year from one house to the next, and sometimes one city to the next, but never outside of Florida.

I really want to learn German. German people sound so cool! Although its an angry language. If it is easy to learn German I may also learn Russian. There were 2 cute girls at my work that spoke Russian fluently and it was amazing! I'm in school for Civil Engineering but I am transferring out of FGCU in a year, after I get my associates degree, to UCF for Electrical Engineering. After I acquire my Masters in EE I'm leaving Florida. Not the US, just Florida. I love America, and I hate people who don't. If you don't like America then you can just GTFO. I also have a problem with people who live here and don't speak English. Sure I understand Spanish and can understand people who talk to me in Spanish, but I refuse to speak back to them in Spanish. Other than that I'm an extremely fun person to hang out with and like having a good time.